Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
On October first every year, my transformation begins.
I become Halloween.
My gender? Halloween.
My sexual preference? Halloween.
My romantic orientation? Also Halloween.
My pronouns are Halloween.
My special interest is Halloween.
Halloween is me.